A dollar bill was talking to a fifty dollar bill. The dollar bill said: so where have you been? the fifty dollar bill answered: oh you know, cassinos, Cruise ships, France, bank, the usual. He asked the dollar bill: where have you been? the dollar bill answered oh you know the usual, church, church, church, church......

I watched my friend come out of a church service one time, and he shook hands with the pastor

A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her daughter was very sick with a fever.